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Happiness is . . .

A warm puppy
3(8.6%)
A warm gun
1(2.9%)
A warm body
3(8.6%)
A fifth of Jack and a pack of Camels
2(5.7%)
A chemical imbalance in the brain
3(8.6%)
Something to do with food
3(8.6%)
Fleeting and illusory, like the ozone layer
3(8.6%)
Just around the corner
1(2.9%)

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jamiam
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:00 pm (UTC)
It was 81F here yesterday.
snurri
Feb. 6th, 2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
That's OK. They have to give you something in exchange for not having seasons.
jamiam
Feb. 7th, 2007 06:57 am (UTC)
snurri
Feb. 7th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, please. We have that joke, too. In Minnesota there are six; fall, winter, winter, winter, spring, and road construction.
jamiam
Feb. 7th, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
but but but... but those were REAL seasons...

Man, I don't know how the roads get to be so shitty around here, given that it more or less never freezes.
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David J. Schwartz
Mumble Herder

Recent and Forthcoming

Novels:

Superpowers:


US Edition


UK Edition

Novellas:

"The Sun Inside," part of the Electrum Novella Series from Rabit Transit Press



Short Stories:

"Escape to Bird Island" at The King's English, Winter 2008-9 Issue

"Bear In Contradicting Landscape" in Polyphony 7, Coming Soon

"MonstroCities" in Tumbarumba: A Frolic of Intrusions

"Mike's Place" in Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet #22

"Proof of Zero" in Spicy Slipstream Stories, Out Now!!

"The Somnambulist" in Paper Cities: An Anthology of Urban Fantasy, Out Now!!

"Oma Dortchen and the Pillar of Story" in Farrago's Wainscot, Summer 2007

"The Ichthyomancer Writes His Friend with an Account of the Yeti's Birthday Party" in Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet Number 13, Fall 2003 (Honorable Mention, The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Seventeenth Annual Collecion); Reprinted in The Best of Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet

Criticism:

""Stardust" at Strange Horizons

Essay:

"On Making Noise: Confessions of a Quiet Kid" in Brothers and Beasts: An Anthology of Men on Fairy Tales edited by Kate Bernheimer

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